Goldilocks was one of the rudest heroines ever, if she could be called that (a heroine I mean, because she was definitely rude).  Yet, I’ll give her this – she had a formula for optimizing her life experience and she didn’t deviate from it.  The child worked a pattern of behavior.  In the end, she walked (okay ran) away having experienced perfect seating, satiation and one of the best naps of her life.  In short, she got hers.